Between 1993 & 1995 Anvil Springstien was employed as a satirical columnist for The Evening Gazette producing a weekly satirical column - just like wot the job description sed. However, by 1996 Anvil had become so much a part of the Evening gazette 'family', they decided to sack him... you see, it just wasn't part of the job description to ask for more money! Anvil's legal staff here at 'Near the Knuckle' HQ poured over the job description like treacle sauce over a plum duff on a hot day, and you know wot? The Evening gazette were RIGHT! ... it just wasn't part of the job description to ask for more money! That said... Anvil enjoyed being part of the Gazette happy family and would like to share - for free- his old and ancient thought with you his public. They are all dated so if you're old enough you can relive the week that was.
