A Sitcom: Briefly... It's 155 ad. (or thereabouts...)

We are on the extremities of the Empire. The far flung reaches of the known universe. The very edge of civilisation.

But 'We are Legion' 'We are many' and, well, mostly We are Forgotten.

We live in a small wooden fort on Hadrians Wall half way between Luguvalium... (the roman name for Carlisle) and Tooninium (the roman name for Newcastle).

A small wooden fort called 'Bobadobadinium'.

We wear skirts... It's fuckin' freezing.