A chaotic description of a possible future seen through the eyes of a compulsive channel hopper using a small surgically implanted remote. Impressed? Don't be... everyone's got one. They're boring - unless of course they go wrong. You'll be okay though. Latest model this one; made by 'Piece Of Mind Cerebral Implants'. It's the market leader. Safest too.

On top of your telly is the 'new', free, 'PEEPERS' set-top-box. It's the only way you can recieve the new free 'PEEPERS' channel. The free 'PEEPERS' channel has no programmes, so why have it? Well, built-in to the front of every new free 'PEEPERS' set-top-box is a small HD digital camera...

'WNC News' is a tongue in cheek satire reflecting the news, views and crazy aspirations of an island nation slicing its way into the millennium with a knife forged of lard.